CAE Guy

Let's get this straight ! 

I sit in a cubicle.
I do analysis that is or is not accepted or used.
I have to deal with management, designers, stylists!
I have to present technical papers.
I have to sit through other's technical papers.
I love it when I "get it right".
I enjoy being the one that "knows things".
It's not that I hate computers, I'd just rather read a book, play with my kids, or work in my woodshop after sitting in front of a computer all day.
I'm The CAE Guy.